Q & A / Cwestiwn ac Ateb: Victoria Melody

Ahead of Major Tom on 18 March, we caught up with Victoria Melody to find out more about the true story behind her hilarious new show.

Cyn Major Tom ar 18 Mawrth, rydyn ni wedi sgwrsio â Victoria Melody i glywed am y stori wir y tu ôl i’r sioe newydd ddifyr yma.

What inspired you to make this show?
In Major Tom I immersed myself into the worlds of championship dog show handling and beauty pageantry. I became an active participant and a physical embodiment of the people I was hanging around with in order to take part in their rituals as research for my work. Rather than recording, documenting and commenting on Britain's clubs and tribes, I actively participate by becoming a member and metamorphasising myself in the process.

The idea for Major Tom originally started when I got a dog and was instantly given membership to an exclusive members only club of basset hound owners. Dog owners, especially the obsessive ones that participate in dog shows, were a tribe that fascinated me and I wanted to make work about them. During fieldwork for Major Tom I was driving back from a dog show after Major Tom (my basset hound) had just come last, and the judge told me I should buy a new dog. I was annoyed because Major's personality wasn't taken into consideration; it was purely about him measuring up to a breed standard, anything unique about him was seen as a flaw, an imperfection that lost him points. It didn't count that he is so absurd and loving that he has earned the name "walking Prozac" from my friends because he makes everybody happy. It was on that journey home from the dog show that I came up with the idea to enter beauty pageants. That was the moment when the whole project made sense. The show manifesto wrote itself - it had gone from a show about in-group behavior and Little England to a show more about the beauty myth and its oppressive function.

What is it like to be a beauty pageant participant? Did you feel exposed or vulnerable at all?

The competitive beauty world is not a scene I have ever had the desire to be involved in, I certainly never envisioned that one day I would actively compete in an attempt to become Mrs UK. In my youth I was a Goth and did everything to avoid the gaze. I would have laughed in your face if you told me that in my mid-thirties I would wear a swimsuit on stage in front of a panel of judges.

Obviously I enjoyed having a team of specialists fussing around me with the sole purpose of making me look good. But I started to lose my identity, I didn't look like me anymore and a strict diet/exercise/beauty regime meant that I rarely socialized. One particular time sticks out - when I had spent 4 x hours getting ready for Brighton's gay pride parade. I was participating in the parade as Mrs Brighton (my beauty queen title). Mitch (husband) was waiting for me, after his patience had waned - he looked at me with my big fake tanned, made up face and huge bleached blonde hair and shouted, "This isn't you!" But that was the point.

  

What's your opinion of beauty pageants? Obviously they objectify, but do you personally see this as a problem?

Participating in beauty pageants was an extreme way of experimenting to see how closely I could get to a universal physical ideal. There's been reams written on beauty being an ugly business that makes billions out of women's insecurities. It's in the media's interest to promote images of tall, skinny, young homogenised stereotypes to make normal women and men feel insecure in them selves so that we will buy into the diet, cosmetics and cosmetic surgery industries. Throughout the preparation for the beauty pageant, I became a "project" for many people including plastic surgeons and hairdressers. The show proves that physical beauty is a currency system and I was being sold the skills and products that would enable me to become the "ideal" me.

But I created Major Tom to be purposely ambiguous. The audience is left to do their own thinking. The only criticism is of myself in other people's worlds. Of course I have opinions, I have strong ones or else I wouldn't be making the work that I do. But I would rather let the work speak for itself.  In the shows I use humour as a tool to get to those difficult and taboo places. I like this quote from Rosemary Wagg of Exeunt magazine "Major Tom proves something I had always suspected: that the best politics come heavily coated in humour and everything is better if a dog is involved."

How easy is it to perform with a dog?  Is Major Tom well behaved on stage? 

Major Tom does exactly as he pleases on stage which is mainly sabotage the punch lines of my stories by looking at the audience and yawning or walking off stage. He is very comedic and every performance is different because you never know what he's going to do. 


Has all the fame gone to Major Tom's head? 

He wags his tail when he hears applause he thinks it's for him, even if it's coming from the radio.

What can we expect from you next?

My next project is called Hair Peace. I am attempting to trace the real human hair extensions on my head back to the humans who grew them. A well-meaning hairdresser applied the extensions when I was competing as a beauty queen. It's a show about global trade, traceability and the search for the story behind my (well - someone else's) long flowing locks. 


Describe Major Tom (the show!) in three words.

Funny, political, under-dogs

See Major Tom in the Weston Studio on Tuesday 18 March, 8pm. Click here for full details, and to see the trailer.

Dewch i weld Major Tom yn Stiwdio Weston nos Fawrth 18 Mawrth. Cliciwch fan hyn am y manylion llawn ac i weld hysbyslun.